January 2010
39 posts
FML!!
This morning, the absolute best/worst FML moment happened to Tyler Sayles. Justina him and Jp were laying in Justina’s bed where Justina brought up the subject of vagina and pleasing it, many lulz were brought, many “status!es” ensued where upon Tyler produced this gem: “@Justina Ligora: “& I mean i was like does he even know how to play with a vagina” @Jean...
WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN....
letmebegin:
The guy next to me in the library is definitely watching WWE online. Three bro/guido(ish) dudes just walked in with this really skanky guidette(ish) girl who appears to be super drunk.
I have a special place in my heart for the UGL.
My absolute rule to live by: You make time for the...
stephanieksays:
If you are not willing to make time for someone, this should give you some insight on how important they are to you.
Love.
It has always been hard for me to give myself to just one person. I’ve always thought I wanted a relationship or something of the sort, but then I get in one and it’s just not enough. I become terribly unhappy. I’ve realized that this is probably due to the fact that I love too much. I love so many people, objects, feelings… This morning I sat down to write a list of things...
In the big picture...
Money doesn’t matter. I’ve always thought this to a point, but today this statement really hit me. Yesterday morning I got into a car accident. The accident was 175 percent my fault. Make that 345345347 percent my fault. Physically I was paying attention to the road, but mentally I wasn’t. Staying up till 6 am, being late for work, worrying about school, being sick… ect. I...
“As a female artist who has dated guys in bands and often been accused of being...”
– Kathleen Hanna on Yoko Ono (via suckmyleftone) (via gauntlet) (via fuckyeahyokoono)
letmebegin:
An existential crisis may result from:
The sense of being alone and isolated in the world
A new found grasp or appreciation of one’s mortality
Believing that one’s life has no purpose or external meaning
Awareness of one’s freedom and the consequences of accepting or rejecting that freedom
respect.
I am sick and tired of girls saying that they are not being treated how they deserve by their boyfriends. Girls bitch to all their girlfriends about how shitty their boyfriends are, instead of doing something about it. It’s actually really simple. YOU GET TREATED THE WAY YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE TREATED. If you want to go out to dinner more, then tell him to take you out to dinner. If he...
poetry as tonic, #17
psychotherapy:
Lines for Winter
Tell yourself as it gets cold and gray falls from the air that you will go on walking, hearing the same tune no matter where you find yourself— inside the dome of dark or under the cracking white of the moon’s gaze in a valley of snow. Tonight as it gets cold tell yourself what you know which is nothing but the tune your bones play as you keep going. And you will...
Are we serious?
“The disaster could threaten the dreams of many adoptive families in the U.S. waiting for Haitian children.”
Is this really on my google news homepage right now? God, people are SELFISH. This article isn’t handing out sympathy for the families who’ve lost loved ones, or the countless people who have lost their homes.. But selfish Americans who want to adopt a child are...
Break.
I Just looked up at the clock in the lifeguard office and it’s 4:20. This weeks to-do list is really obnoxious. Phoenix is playing on the loudspeaker in the pool and it just cheered me up a little, because that has been the only cd in my truck for about 2 weeks now. I have got so many breaks today it’s stupid. I worked for 8 hours and probably guarded for about 4 of them. That’s...
A letter to John Lennon from Paul McCartney.
fuckyeahbeatles:
Dear John,
I remember when we first met, at Woolton, at the village fete. It was a beautiful summer day and I walked in there and saw you on stage. And you were singing “Come Go With Me,” by the Dell Vikings, but you didn’t know the words so you made them up. “Come go with me to the penitentiary.” It’s not in the lyrics.
I remember writing our first songs together. We used to...
Women are better.
I found this on my computer from my logics class my Freshman year of college, so I thought I’d post it. God I was crazy.
Women are better than men…
Women are better in re: to religion. Christianity is the most widely practiced religion in the world today. People usually think eve is the evil bitch that ruined the world. Not true, Adam ate that apple, fully aware of the dangers of...
